I have wanted to write a blog on my favorite website here for quite some time, now, but I have been intimidated by some of the more colorful blogs that came before mine. I am a cashier at the front door so I miss out on some of the best stuff. I do have some stories, though. To me they’re more funny than sexy, but definitely worth telling.  A couple of weeks ago, Kyle “KG” Gass who, together with Jack Black, makes up the band Tenacious D, came by the club and was very entertaining to say the least. Our DJ is a Tenacious D fan and played their song “Pick of Destiny” for KG along with the video, which was playing on all of our 5 giant projection screens, as well as all of our many flat screen TV’s around the club. KJ (not wanting to let our DJ down, of course) worked himself into a fantastic frenzy and leaped onto our main stage and started mimicking the Kyle Gass on the video. Also dancing on our stage was Linzey who thought he was some maniac trying to attack her! She started to scramble off the stage until she noticed that this poor, crazed man did not, in fact, want to cause her bodily injury… he simply wanted to ROCK.

I’ll tell you what, seeing KG gyrate while rocking out on his air guitar was a life changing event. I will never imaginary rock out the same again. The reflection of the light off his shiny head as he thrashed around like he was having a seizure was absolutely breathtaking. Eventually things took a bad turn as the only natural reaction to being on our beautiful main stage consumed even the great Kyle Gass… he began to take his clothes off. The last thing I remember before I passed out was some of our lovely ladies hauling this magnificent creature off the stage and into the VIP room to return the favor, I’m sure. It was pure awesomeness… squared. I was a Tenacious D fan before “The Kyle Gass Experience” (as I have since dubbed it) but I have since gained a new respect for KG… dare I call it awe? On top of being a ballsy bastard who I adore, he also had the extreme good taste to call Club Paradise his favorite gentlemen’s club around. All I can say to that is word, Kyle Gass, word.